1 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,760 TERRY: Mm-mm, mm. Huh, mm, mm-mm, mm-mm-mm. 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,514 Ooh, yeah! Today's the day we're going to the awesomest place on Earth. 3 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:19,185 Hululand, the official Hulu theme park. And they didn't make us say this. "Hulu!" 4 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,104 Bam-bam, bam-bam! 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,356 Stop dabbing, Terry. Nobody does that anymore. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,151 Wrong. Dabbing will be cool forever. Dabbity, dab, dab. 7 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,361 I'll admit that even I, the stodgiest one of the bunch, 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,696 am looking forward to this trip. 9 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,073 We could use it after all crap we've been through lately. 10 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,951 That stuff with the trains, all that business with the line. 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,411 You know, basically, those two things. 12 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,121 I've made a plan to make sure we hit all the best rides 13 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,415 before the park closes or it gets bought by Verizon. 14 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,542 Korvo, come on, look at the map. I'm pointing, look at my pointing, please. 15 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,669 Fine. I will look at a few pointings, but that's it. 16 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,213 First, we hit The Handmaid's Tale Escape from Gilead water plume. 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,548 After that, it's PEN15 Mount, 18 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,634 then we head for the thrilling but grossly insensitive Looming Tower of Terror tower. 19 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,928 Next, we grab drinks at the Palm Springs Tiki Lounge. 20 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,805 I want to watch the Bosch stage show. 21 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,140 - Where's that? - That show's not on Hulu. 22 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,224 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 23 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,143 Yes, it is, Terry. I Bosch all the time. 24 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,228 I wouldn't be allowed to say it if it wasn't on Hulu. 25 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,688 No, it's not, bruh. 26 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,899 You know what, Terry? I would bet my life that Bosch is on Hulu. 27 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,359 Well, then get ready to die because they even say it on the map. 28 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,361 Damn it! What's it on, then? CNN? 29 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,697 Oh, my God, Korvo, I can't believe you don't know 30 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,866 the exact streaming service that every single show is on. 31 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,076 You're such a boomer. 32 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,036 - Shit, we gotta go. Get your shoes on. - Whoop, whoop! 33 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,371 Replicants, get the lead out. We need to leave if we want to get 34 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,458 on the dinner reservation list for Club 11.22.63. 35 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,502 That's the show where they time-travel to save JFK 36 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,213 and a secret diner above the log plume where they serve lamb. 37 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,923 Oh, I know it and I love it. 38 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,093 BOTH: The Solar Opposites are going to Hululand. 39 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,012 And it's not gonna be like that "Itchy & Scratchy Land" episode of The Simpsons, 40 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,181 - just to be clear right up front. - We'll see about that. 41 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:43,436 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit. 42 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:45,855 One hundred adults and their replicants 43 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,399 were issued a Pupa and escaped into the space, 44 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,736 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 45 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,906 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 46 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,449 That's right. I've been talking this whole time. 47 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,368 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 48 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,078 This is... This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. 49 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,038 Do you see me? This is ridiculous. 50 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,333 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing. 51 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,877 Why won't a billionaire take me with him when they go into space? 52 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,921 I'm a good navigator, I'll bring some snacks. 53 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,882 Do you like Takis? If you bring me to space, I'll bring Takis. 54 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:23,309 Ugh, I can't decide if I should wear my Ramy sun visor or my Dollface skullcap. 55 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,729 Are we just gonna be name-dropping all the Hulu properties all day, or what? 56 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,774 Oh, yeah, the corporate synergy is gonna get very gross. 57 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:33,319 Don't forget to open the last day of your Countdown to Hululand advent calendar. 58 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,406 Hmm, let's see what the final stale piece is gonna be. 59 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,784 Ooh, it's a The Great-flavored jellybean. 60 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,453 Mm, I've always wondered what The Great would taste like, 61 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,664 and now I know, blood on linen. 62 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,749 I'm glad Korvo paid for season passes 63 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,002 so we won't have to watch a bunch of ads as we walk through the park. 64 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,297 Well, except for some rides, which, due to previous rights issues, 65 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,966 have to start and end with a commercial for Lexus. 66 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,968 I heard sometimes they try to sneak ads 67 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,970 into the actual rides without telling people, 68 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,513 not that I'd mind with Lexus. 69 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,391 Their vehicles are the peak of luxury and automotive excellence. 70 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,019 Will you two hurry the fuck up before I get so mad that I squirt? 71 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,314 Oh, good grief, Korvo won't stop saying he's going to squirt 72 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,691 ever since he played the Last Of Us Part II. 73 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,026 It's très embarrassing. 74 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,611 Ooh, leave the TV on, 75 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,405 the sound keeps the Wall peeps happy when we aren't around. 76 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:20,950 Better feed them a little extra in case we're gone for too long. 77 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,328 Enjoy the duds, little buds. 78 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:26,122 Breaking news. A gorilla has just escaped the city zoo. 79 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,000 This is the first zoo escape since 1998, 80 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,920 when a Chilean flamingo stole some clothes and snuck out, 81 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,671 disguised as a teen boy named Ramon. 82 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,965 BLAINE: Beep, beep, beep... 83 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,509 Hey, Blaine, knock it off, we're having a meeting over here. 84 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,053 Oh, so sorry. 85 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,180 I just figured since this was a hospital, 86 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,182 you'd wanna know the patient's status with my beeps, 87 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,684 but I guess I'll just go fuck myself! 88 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:51,439 Don't mind him. Blaine just takes his hos-play very seriously. 89 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,107 How's he doing? 90 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,735 Well, it was miss for a while. Then, it was hit, 91 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,363 and then it alternated between miss and hit or hit and miss... 92 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,697 Could you just tell me in English? 93 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,533 His vitals seem to be responding to the contact lens fluid 94 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,202 we've been giving him intravenously. 95 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,912 He's lucky you guys got him out of there when you did. 96 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,038 How long will he be unconscious? 97 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,208 In my professional opinion, I'd say eight, maybe twelve weeks. 98 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,709 - Cherie? - Tim. 99 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,963 Of course, he wakes up right as I say eight to twelve weeks. 100 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,381 God, I look like such an idiot. 101 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,133 You're alive! Cherie, oh, God, this whole year. 102 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,718 How did you survive in the backyard? 103 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,136 Don't worry about that. 104 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,389 You don't remember what you said in the throne room, do you? 105 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,307 No, I... I don't remember anything. 106 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,560 Even if you'd woken up just five minutes later, but right when I said it? 107 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,646 Argh, I'm gonna be thinking about this for the rest of my... 108 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,730 Get over it. 109 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,191 The last couple months are a blur. Where am I? 110 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,151 Secret hospital room in the Bowinian Church, 111 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,195 being treated for lead poisoning. 112 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,406 What? Who would poison me? I'm a great guy. 113 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,699 You did it to yourself. 114 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,742 Drinking out of that cheap Burger King glass. 115 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,703 I never drank out of a Burger King glass. 116 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,579 What? No, I watched you. 117 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,373 That glass in my office is a replica. 118 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,417 I commissioned it from our finest cupmakers 119 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,086 for a daily hit of nostalgia. It's lead-free. 120 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,296 No, that can't be right. 121 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,339 All of our cupmakers refuse to take commissions. 122 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,342 You're done, Tim. You're going on trial for your crimes. 123 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,553 It's time the people of the Wall learn the truth. 124 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,513 - Wait, how long have I been out? - Four days. 125 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,307 Oh, no, no, I'm late. 126 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,393 Look, Jesse's opened all the compartments, 127 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,103 that means the aliens have gone on their trip. 128 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,896 - What trip? - He's delirious. 129 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,733 Haven't you seen them buy Dramamine and individual orange juices? 130 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,609 - So? - That's road-trip stuff. 131 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:22,238 The aliens have left. This is our chance to escape and get big again. 132 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,698 Is... Is that true? 133 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,742 Is this really our chance to free the Wall? 134 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,660 Don't listen to him, it's a trick. 135 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,163 Maybe, but if he's right and they are out of town... 136 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,332 And we get everyone to the Hole... 137 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,416 Guys, stop. 138 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,252 The last time I trusted Tim, he stabbed me with a toothpick. 139 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,337 This man is a total... 140 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,047 Shit, where is he? 141 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,934 No! 142 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,865 We won. But at such a heavy cost. 143 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,409 Freeze, or I'll put a staple right through your boney ass. 144 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,494 Cherie, stop. 145 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,705 Listen, I wanna face up to the crimes I've committed, but now is not the time. 146 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,998 I've got to save us all. 147 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,585 No way, you don't call the shots anymore. Not after you tried to murder me. 148 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:18,753 I know, you're right, but... 149 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,213 You're coming back with me and... 150 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,508 What the hell was that? 151 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,430 TIM: The drawer is jammed. We have to hurry, 152 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,433 the structural integrity of that Milk Dud shan't hold for long. 153 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,560 Tim! 154 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,020 Fucking hell. 155 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,540 Carpet broke our fall. 156 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,959 I can't believe there's breathable atmosphere out here. 157 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,585 - It's a bedroom. - Right, right. 158 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,671 I'm not done with you. You can't just run from me... 159 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,755 Yes, I can. 160 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,760 Bola throw! 161 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,139 This is over. 162 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,849 - Okay, okay. - Huh? 163 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,980 Don't move or make a sound. 164 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,732 No, I've seen this thing, he's friendly. Hey, big guy. 165 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,115 I thought you said the aliens were on a trip. 166 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,742 I guess... maybe that one got Home Alone-ed or... 167 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,869 Oh, my God! 168 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,708 Tim, you fucker, no! 169 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,552 It's the shrink ray, I reversed it. 170 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,720 Sorry, I should have said that 171 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,930 instead of just shoving you in front of it and pulling the trigger. 172 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,891 I got caught up in the excitement. 173 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,227 Wait, wait. Before you kill me, I wanna say something. 174 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,146 Cherie, I hate the Wall. 175 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,857 It turned me into a person that does bad things, 176 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:05,234 but even if I could somehow travel back in time, 177 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,446 I'd still want Yumyulack to shrink me down and put me in there. 178 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,781 Because it's how I met you. 179 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:14,327 My life is richer, happier and better because you are in it. 180 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,871 And while I hate the Wall more than anything, 181 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,957 I also kind of love it, because it gave me you. 182 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,044 But I messed up, I know I did. And... And I'm sorry. 183 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:26,047 Go ahead. I'm ready to be smushed to death by your fingers. 184 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,965 You deserve it. Take your revenge, 185 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,594 feel the power of the dark side flowing through you. 186 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,937 Oh, Tim. There are things I have to tell you. 187 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,855 - When I was outside the Wall, I... - Stop. 188 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,358 Shh. No, we don't have time for big reveals now, 189 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,442 we have to save the others. 190 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,110 Then everything that needs to be said can be said. 191 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,779 Are you sure? It's kind of important. 192 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,781 I'm sure as shit on Sunday. 193 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,491 Wow, that's pretty sure. 194 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,909 How are we gonna do this? 195 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,994 Maybe have everyone climb out the Hole to the backyard? 196 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,580 No, that'll take too long, and the backyard's too dangerous. 197 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,123 We'd either get caught by the aliens 198 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,168 or see a shit ton of tiny people eaten by squirrels. 199 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,879 FEMALE VOICE: Ooh, beep beep. 200 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,132 Damn it, biometric security. We need an alien's hand to open it. 201 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,594 So, what can we do? Also, did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep? 202 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:14,971 Yeah, it was weirdly sexy. 203 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,973 We have to get help before the aliens come back. 204 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,475 Citizens of the Wall, hear me now. 205 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,771 Cherie and I are leaving, but I vow we will return and save you, 206 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:27,108 our nightmare is at an end. Stay strong. 207 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,693 For the Wall! 208 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,491 Okey-dokey, so let me see if I got this straight. 209 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,827 You're saying an alien tween shrunk you down, 210 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,664 locked you in an ant-habitat-type terrarium hidden in his bedroom wall, 211 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,585 there was a big Snowpiercer slash Escape from New York-type revolutionary war 212 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,503 to displace a, uh, "the Duke," 213 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,548 after which you stabbed her and became the new ruler. 214 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,925 But, she survived, enemies became allies 215 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,469 and now you've teamed up to free the whole society. 216 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,679 Yeah, that's exactly right. 217 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,181 Wow, when you didn't write any of it down, I was worried you would forget. 218 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,143 - I did too. - Am I on an episode of Impractical Jokers? 219 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,894 Where are the cameras? Is Sal here? 220 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,479 I wish to the Lord above 221 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,316 this was an episode of Impractical Jokers, but it's real. 222 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,400 Watch this. 223 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,528 Huh. You shrunk my round cakes. 224 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280 Sorry, but I had to prove our story. 225 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,948 Also, those are called donuts. 226 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,283 Well, look. Now I'm upset. 227 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,619 And no, not because I'm stereotypically 228 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,953 - into round cakes... - Donuts. 229 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,873 but because it was my week to buy them for my whole unit. 230 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,084 Now the guys are gonna think that I bought this tiny box as a joke 231 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,420 and in turn, they'll suspect I don't appreciate 232 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,922 when it's their week and they get a full-sized box. 233 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,884 Sorry, I didn't realize the internal politics here was a whole thing. 234 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,511 However, these shrinky dink treats do prove your story, 235 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,680 which is a fucked-up bigger deal. 236 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:43,476 As a non-stereotypical officer of the law, I just cannot ignore it. 237 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,102 So, you'll help us? 238 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,187 You bet I will. 239 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,938 Let me put this into evidence, 240 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,525 - eat a couple of these little roundies... - Hmm. 241 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,860 And call the SWAT team. 242 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,072 Now, where can we find these alien psychos? 243 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,994 Well, the Shrill Thrill Super Coaster totally lives up to the hype. 244 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,455 And so do these Little Fires Everywhere spicy Micheladas. 245 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:06,957 Yumyulack, are you okay? 246 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,876 You've barfed after every ride we've been on. 247 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,586 I bet it was all that Stephen King's Castle Rock 248 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,046 lobster chowder you slurped down. 249 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,130 I told you to go easy. 250 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,548 No one tells me how to slurp chowder. 251 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,012 SWAT LEADER: Hey, fuckers, eat ground, now. 252 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,764 Ooh, is this a photo experience? 253 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,766 What show are you from? The news? 254 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,770 I can't believe it, they're being brought to justice. 255 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,146 I never thought this would happen. 256 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,440 The Wall is gonna be freed. 257 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,612 They're letting them go? 258 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,614 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, Officer, what is this? 259 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,033 Apparently, those aliens have giving the Feds 260 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,119 secret sci-fi technology for years, 261 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:47,415 and they have full immunity for any and all crimes committed, 262 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,126 including shrink ray-ing and wall-based imprisoning. 263 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,752 They are untouchable. 264 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,797 - No, no this can't be happening. - Ooh, it's happening. 265 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,591 You know, how iPhones now have that magnet on the back? 266 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,344 Apparently, that was these guys. It's serious shit. 267 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,513 Who cares about a fucking magnet? It's just a fucking magnet, 268 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,848 I have those on my fucking fridge. 269 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,517 I'm not the one buying an annual iPhone. Tell it to the consumers. 270 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,103 You can't let this happen, it's not fair. 271 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,647 Forget it, Tim. It's Hululand. 272 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,652 Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up. 273 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,863 Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or, or the media. 274 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,322 Or I could tweet at AOC 275 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,408 and maybe she'll play Twitch with us, 276 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,910 we'll raise some awareness. The Squad will help. 277 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,538 I've spent the past two years of my life fighting to survive 278 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:31,167 and I'm tired of these aliens and I'm tired of the Wall. 279 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:35,546 I'm done. I just wanna work the Saturday shift at Benihana 280 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,215 and watch the sunset from the bluff at Fourth Beach. 281 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,092 I have to move on, Tim. 282 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,594 And I think you need to too. 283 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,264 No, no Cherie, it can't end like this, we have to keep trying. 284 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,933 No. Goodbye. 285 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,760 NEWS ANCHOR: More developments on the escaped gorilla. 286 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,262 We came home to find the gorilla had broken in 287 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,014 and eaten all of our cigarettes. 288 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,474 REPORTER: Eaten? WOMAN: Eaten. 289 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,577 Are you okay, sir? 290 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,163 No, there's only one person who can help me. 291 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,582 Not what I asked, but whatever. 292 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,212 Yeah, Cherie came back to work here, but then she quit again yesterday. 293 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,296 Do you know why? 294 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,383 The manager thought it was 'cause she couldn't get her old Saturday shift back, 295 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,093 but I know something else was wrong. 296 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,053 Something in her very soul. 297 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,848 I got no clue where she is now. 298 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,909 Have you noticed you're not the same size? 299 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,662 - What do you mean? - Before I was shrunk, I was 5' 7". 300 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,330 But now I'm only five six and a half. 301 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,250 Even after being enlarged, I'm still not full sized. 302 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,669 Yeah, I dropped a shoe size. 303 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,715 Part of us is still back there, in the Wall. 304 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,135 I thought I'd be able to slide back into my old life, 305 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,721 but I keep having meltdowns, whenever I see candy 306 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,890 or little kids playing with action figures. 307 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,808 I know the feeling, I almost crapped my pants 308 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,561 when someone snapped into a Slim Jim on the bus the other day. 309 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,104 I was wrong to give up. 310 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:01,275 We have to go back. We have to go back and save the Wall. 311 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,652 I believe in us. 312 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,906 - You trimmed your beard. - Yeah, 313 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,991 bugs and shit kept getting stuck in it. 314 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:12,745 I like it. How are we gonna do this? We don't even have the shrink ray. 315 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,289 Don't worry. Daddy's got a plan. 316 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,171 Shouldn't you do something to disguise your voice? 317 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,923 - Way ahead of you. - A voice scrambler? 318 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,301 - I thought those were just in movies. - I'm pretty sure they're real. 319 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,677 MAN: Police Department. 320 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,221 This is the escaped gorilla. 321 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,265 I'm in the parking lot of the Target. 322 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,684 Defund the police! 323 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,562 Oh, shit! Guys, the gorilla's at the Target. 324 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,524 That's your cue. 325 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,197 That was easy. 326 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,657 The cops didn't even lock anything. 327 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,284 Tim, your plan was so simple and brilliant. 328 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,411 It was just a little something I cooked up, no biggie. 329 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,997 So, I got both things. But what's this shotgun for? 330 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,917 - Besides making us look sick as hell! - You'll see. 331 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,254 Well, I was skeptical, but that was a delicious dinner at Lobster Bell, 332 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,507 the new combination Red Lobster, Taco Bell. 333 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,884 Just listen to me next time, I know my combo franchises. 334 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:11,762 Well, I didn't like it as much as Del Lobster Loco. 335 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,098 What the fuck? Who are you people? 336 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,599 Shut up. Do exactly as I say 337 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,102 or I'm gonna blow this blue blob to snot, got it? 338 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,688 Go ahead, pull the trigger. He means nothing to us. 339 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,815 Oh, Jesus, God no, I was bluffing. 340 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,817 Please, don't shoot Pupa, it was a pathetic bluff. 341 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,568 Oh fuck, Wall people. 342 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,028 Uh, what's a Wall people? 343 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,030 Upstairs, all of you, now. 344 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,242 What the shit? You've been shrinking people and putting them in a wall? 345 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,535 Oh, that rules. 346 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,619 I mean, no, that's bad, 347 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,704 - you should not be doing that. - Quiet. 348 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,998 You two are gonna open the Wall and release everyone. 349 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,541 - Don't do this, Tim. - You... 350 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,625 You know my name? 351 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,670 Oh, of course I do. Me and Jesse know all about you, you're our favorite. 352 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,754 Um, I'm right here. 353 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,924 At first, I just shrank you because you were wearing a red shirt at Lolo Burger. 354 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,968 I watched how you went from zero to hero. 355 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,970 How The Duke had you imprisoned and tortured, 356 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,305 how your writings inspired a revolution. 357 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,642 We saw how you protected the Wall from the truth about Ethan. 358 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,145 We've seen everything you've endured and accomplished. 359 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,856 Did you see me and Jean-Pierre turn our backs to each other and crank it, 360 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,733 but we'd sneak looks at each other when we were in prison? 361 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,401 - Oh, yeah. - Tim, you know it would be wrong 362 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,485 to open the Wall. 363 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,820 Because if you're really honest, 364 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,323 you know that everyone in the wall is where they're supposed to be. 365 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,200 - Even you. - And you. 366 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,287 Fuck you, you little Greedo. 367 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,165 Hey! 368 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,178 I've never been more turned on in my life. 369 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,596 Now open it. 370 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,723 Beep, beep. 371 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,683 Okay, what is with that sultry beep? 372 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,769 Uh, we chose the sexy setting as a joke, 373 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,979 but then we couldn't figure out how to change it. 374 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,037 All right, everyone. One at a time. 375 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,309 That's everyone. 376 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,353 - It's finally over. - Almost. 377 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,813 There's one more thing. 378 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,857 Go outside, Cherie. You're not gonna wanna see this. 379 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,317 I understand. 380 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,780 You think you can just treat people like they're a little show in a show, 381 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,116 like we're not real people with lives, huh? 382 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,784 Well, let's see how you like it. 383 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,374 You can't just leave us in here. 384 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,583 How will we survive? 385 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,837 Here's a jellybean, if you're careful, that might last a month. 386 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,304 Now it's over. 387 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,765 What you said when we escaped the Wall was true. 388 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,184 All of this had to happen to bring us together. 389 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,019 I love you, Tim. 390 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,229 I love you, Cherie. 391 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,818 MALE GORILLA: Not so fast, Tim. 392 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,738 The escaped gorilla riding Ma-Mutt from Thundercats? 393 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,908 That's right, Tim. I've come to recruit you for a brand-new mission. 394 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,619 The two of us have to go tomb-raiding in Central America. 395 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,621 We only have until the planets align 396 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,832 and I have a journal from my father, full of secrets. 397 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,459 It's all very complicated and we have to go now. 398 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,752 Now? I don't know. 399 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,548 I understand your hesitation. You thought your adventures were over. 400 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,466 - They are, aren't they? - No. 401 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,759 They're just beginning. 402 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,261 Wow, can Cherie come too? 403 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,764 I'm gonna sit this one out, hot stuff, but I'll be here when you get back. 404 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,600 Then count me in, Gorilla. 405 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,144 Here, eat some cigarettes. 406 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,604 You'll need the energy for the flight. 407 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,154 GORILLA: We're losing him. 408 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,157 - We're losing him. - What? Losing who? 409 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,825 What's wrong with the sky? 410 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,036 Is that the light from the end of Total Recall? 411 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,580 GORILLA: Ignore that, have fun. 412 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,750 SISTER SASHA: We're losing him. 413 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,835 We're losing him. 414 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,879 His eyes are still moving under the lids, see that? 415 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,758 He's probably experiencing some kind of it-was-all-a-dream type of hallucination, 416 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,967 as his brain dies. 417 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,054 Gorilla! Ma-mutt! Cigarette! 418 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,431 You hear that? That's some dying brain shit right there. 419 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,475 Well, that explains why he's got a huge boner. 420 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,108 He's gone. The lead, it was simply too much. 421 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,908 Fuck! I wanted him to pay for his crimes, 422 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,453 but of course, he dodged that, just like he always does. 423 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,790 In retrospect, it might not have been a good idea 424 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,042 to fill his veins with contact lens solution. 425 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,086 But, hey, you live, you learn. 426 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,571 What the hell happens now? 427 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,381 Hulu... 428 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,426 I need a vacation from my vacation. 429 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,969 And I need a Lexus. 430 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,890 MAN: Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!